the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
tell me about the fingering
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