dude i'm inner monologue high
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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