We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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