That's intense
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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