They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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