508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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