So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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