I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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