Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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