Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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