i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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