even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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