you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
