im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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