Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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