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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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