Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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