Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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