last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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Party on wayne
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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