tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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