I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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