I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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