what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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