1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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