This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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