Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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