I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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