idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
please don't ironically join a cult
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