She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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