People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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