My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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