i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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