I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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