So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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