Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I just want to make out with him forever
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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