I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Dicks are not precious.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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