I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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