And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he thought i was a dude.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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