Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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