Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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