he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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