nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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