idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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