I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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