Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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