have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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