At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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