You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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