Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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