Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm really busy with my period
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