Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
no, he came in my armpit
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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