Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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