Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
