Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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