i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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