Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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